Post by redtide on Sept 24, 2010 6:16:56 GMT -5
BITCH SLAP WRESTLING ROSTER
Face
Obnoxio Clowno
A veteran of the ring, Obnoxio has wrestled everywhere and won championships in most promotions. Although she is known to be friendly and a bit “out there”, she does have mood swings. This may be due to her rumored multiple personalities…
Finisher/signature – Marquee DDT
Entrance Music – Carousel (Mr. Bungle)
Championships – Numerous, including Singles Championships and Tag Championships with her former partner Blazing Cucumber
Klutzy
Klutzy was found in a mental asylum by EECP head booker and talent scout Dex Scavenger. She was so athletically talented that he begged the asylum to let her wrestle for him. They agreed that the mental stimulation could be a good thing and that she would be released every weekend in order to compete. Klutzy was pleased…
Finisher/signature – Kalamity
Entrance music – Lights Out (MSI)
Neutral
La Parkette
La Pakette touts herself as the one and only daughter of the original La Parka. Still new to the ring, she has proven that she can hang with the vets.
Finisher/signature – Psycho Vertigo
Entrance Music – Thriller (Michael Jackson)
Mayday
Mayday spent little time in her native Tobago’s wrestling scene. Courted by several Japanese wrestling companies she ventured forth to find stardom. Stardom, however, did not follow. She injured her knee shortly after arriving and by the time she got back to the roster she was already forgotten. She spent years paying her dues and working back to the spot she was originally to be in. Now she is looking to make an impact on the European scene.
Finisher/signature – S.O.S., Island Driver
Entrance music – Mixed Bizness (beck)
Nita Razorback
Nita is another rookie looking to make a splash. She is very proud to be one of the few full blooded Indian wrestlers in the world.
Finisher/signature – Ursa Major
Entrance Music – Fight Like a Brave (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Heel
Gargoyle
She is a rising star from the indies of South Africa. Jill Beriskova went out on a scouting tour and was blown away by the raw power of this young lady. Gargoyle quickly seized an opportunity to sign with BSW.
Finisher/signature – Devastation, Alligator Roll
Entrance music – Serial Thrilla (Prodigy)
Hallo Eve
Hallo is another of the time displaced warriors. She originally hunted Alex for reasons unknown. Lately she has become listless and unmotivated.
Finisher/signature – Chaos ORANGE!, Kamikaze Bomb
Entrance music – Spider Baby(fantomas)
Sage
Sage is a mystery. She never speaks, and no one knows anything of her past. Whomever she is and wherever she came from she is well trained. Versed in submissions, Sage is a threat to anyone.
Finisher/signature – Spiders Clutch, a variety of submissions
Entrance music – Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (marilyn manson and the sneaker pimps)
Curse of Asia
Virus and Lizzy love Japanese Puro style. They have studied the legends and modeled their style to match. They still don’t work as a cohesive team yet due to dominance issues, but if they are ever on the same page then they will be a force.
Virus – Finisher/signature – Outbreak
Lizzy – Finisher/signature – Shiner
Entrance Music – This Shit Will Fuck You Up (Combichrist)
Derby Busters
A young new tag team from the US, the Derby Busters are poised to break out this year. They built a good reputation for themselves after making the jump from Roller Derby to wrestling. Kat O’Tonic and VomiTuss use quick, hard hitting action to surprise their opponents.
Kat O’Tonic – Finisher/signature – Vanishing Talent
VomiTuss – Finisher/signature – Evil Ballerina
Entrance Music – Psycho Bitches Outta Hell (Horrorpops)
Face
Obnoxio Clowno
A veteran of the ring, Obnoxio has wrestled everywhere and won championships in most promotions. Although she is known to be friendly and a bit “out there”, she does have mood swings. This may be due to her rumored multiple personalities…
Finisher/signature – Marquee DDT
Entrance Music – Carousel (Mr. Bungle)
Championships – Numerous, including Singles Championships and Tag Championships with her former partner Blazing Cucumber
Klutzy
Klutzy was found in a mental asylum by EECP head booker and talent scout Dex Scavenger. She was so athletically talented that he begged the asylum to let her wrestle for him. They agreed that the mental stimulation could be a good thing and that she would be released every weekend in order to compete. Klutzy was pleased…
Finisher/signature – Kalamity
Entrance music – Lights Out (MSI)
Neutral
La Parkette
La Pakette touts herself as the one and only daughter of the original La Parka. Still new to the ring, she has proven that she can hang with the vets.
Finisher/signature – Psycho Vertigo
Entrance Music – Thriller (Michael Jackson)
Mayday
Mayday spent little time in her native Tobago’s wrestling scene. Courted by several Japanese wrestling companies she ventured forth to find stardom. Stardom, however, did not follow. She injured her knee shortly after arriving and by the time she got back to the roster she was already forgotten. She spent years paying her dues and working back to the spot she was originally to be in. Now she is looking to make an impact on the European scene.
Finisher/signature – S.O.S., Island Driver
Entrance music – Mixed Bizness (beck)
Nita Razorback
Nita is another rookie looking to make a splash. She is very proud to be one of the few full blooded Indian wrestlers in the world.
Finisher/signature – Ursa Major
Entrance Music – Fight Like a Brave (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Heel
Gargoyle
She is a rising star from the indies of South Africa. Jill Beriskova went out on a scouting tour and was blown away by the raw power of this young lady. Gargoyle quickly seized an opportunity to sign with BSW.
Finisher/signature – Devastation, Alligator Roll
Entrance music – Serial Thrilla (Prodigy)
Hallo Eve
Hallo is another of the time displaced warriors. She originally hunted Alex for reasons unknown. Lately she has become listless and unmotivated.
Finisher/signature – Chaos ORANGE!, Kamikaze Bomb
Entrance music – Spider Baby(fantomas)
Sage
Sage is a mystery. She never speaks, and no one knows anything of her past. Whomever she is and wherever she came from she is well trained. Versed in submissions, Sage is a threat to anyone.
Finisher/signature – Spiders Clutch, a variety of submissions
Entrance music – Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (marilyn manson and the sneaker pimps)
Curse of Asia
Virus and Lizzy love Japanese Puro style. They have studied the legends and modeled their style to match. They still don’t work as a cohesive team yet due to dominance issues, but if they are ever on the same page then they will be a force.
Virus – Finisher/signature – Outbreak
Lizzy – Finisher/signature – Shiner
Entrance Music – This Shit Will Fuck You Up (Combichrist)
Derby Busters
A young new tag team from the US, the Derby Busters are poised to break out this year. They built a good reputation for themselves after making the jump from Roller Derby to wrestling. Kat O’Tonic and VomiTuss use quick, hard hitting action to surprise their opponents.
Kat O’Tonic – Finisher/signature – Vanishing Talent
VomiTuss – Finisher/signature – Evil Ballerina
Entrance Music – Psycho Bitches Outta Hell (Horrorpops)